Maigal’s List – He Is Just Not That Into You
Posted on: August 17, 2009 | By Maigal
I went on this date 2 months ago where I feel, the conversation was going great. We were laughing and joking around. He looks hot enough for me to take back to my apartment one day. But after our first date, it took him one week to text me at 12am on a Friday night to see what I am up to. So there you go… that’s the sign where I know, he is just not that into me. Check out my list.
He’s just not that into you when. . . .
- He only communicates with you through electronic means (text, email, facebook, etc.).
- If you do have a conversation on the phone, it usually lasts less than 2 minutes.
- He likes to TEXT you to “see what your doing” at 3 AM.
- He only communicates with you on the weekdays.
- He tends to only see you when it’s dark outside and never hangs out with you during daylight hours. He’s either not into you, or he’s a vampire.
- Took you to Starbucks or some other cheap coffee house for your first date.
- He let’s you pay for half the bill.
- Doesn’t call or text within at least 3 days of meeting him.
- He never make’s plans in advance to see you.
- Never takes you to an expensive restaurant.
- Doesn’t remember, know, or care when your birthday is.
- He doesn’t spend any major holidays with you. Last minute plans to spend Valentine’s day doesn’t count. You were most likely option #3
- During sex, he doesn’t kiss or make eye contact with you.
- Unless he is cumming, there is no need for him to pound you like a dog.
- He never goes down on you, ever.
- You never meet his family or friends.
- He never buys you flowers or gifts, even on special occasions like your birthday. Difficult since he doesn’t know when your birthday is.
- He doesn’t hold your hands in public.
- He never says he loves you.
- He picks you up late on your date without any good excuse.
- He returned your phone call or text after 3 hours. If he returned your call the next day, he probably had a sleep over and it’s not with you.
That’s all I think of to add to this list. Do you have more?
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August 17th, 2009 @ 12:40 pm
Wow, I so could’ve used this list a few weeks ago. Women do these things too, apparently.
August 17th, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
I agree Stephanie. I should come up with “She’s not that into you”.
August 17th, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
15. He never goes down on you, ever.
Ummm maybe because you smell like fish and all of your hairs are poking out his eyeballs. Gotta keep that shit clean girls!