Posted on: October 12, 2011 | By Maiguy
Things that bother Mai Guy:
1. Women that take pictures of every meal on FB. I am noticing a disturbing trend amongst Asian women. The combination of camera phones and FB has created the perfect recipe for one of the most annoying habits known to man. The need to photograph every meal, desert, snack, ball park nachos that a woman stuffs in her face. We get it, you are at a restaurant and you are eating a meal. Now stop photographing! No one gives a sh*t. In protest of this annoying habit I am going to begin photographing every mundane meal I encounter, i.e. my cereal in the morning with a glass of OJ, a bag of potato chips, my subway sandwich, Mc D’s 6 piece nuggets, etc. You get the point. This will be my protest against one of the most annoying things that I have to witness on a daily basis. For some reason, white girls don’t feel the urge to photograph incessantly or at the same rate that Asian women do, not sure why that is.
2. Women talking on their cell phone on the elevator. If I am forced to be a part of another woman’s conversation on an elevator ride I may just scream. I know there are men that talk on their cell phones as well, but for the most part a man knows to turn the conversational volume down a notch or to end the conversation in respect of the other people on the elevator. Women seem to be either oblivious or just don’t care. I have encountered way too many women who don’t mind talking about personal sh*t to their girlfriends at a volume that is way too loud to be comfortable. In protest of this annoying habit I may have to “engage myself” in their conversations whether they like it or now. “What , what is that? You weren’t talking to me? Well it didn’t seem like that when I was forced to be in your conversation!”
3. Asian girls that take the same silly girl pose in an attempt to be cute. You know, the “sad look, baby’s crying pose, I’m grumpy face…” Why do they have to do this? Once, maybe twice is cute. But when an entire night full of these childish poses occurs, it starts to border on just being plain weird. In addition to this one, girls that have to treat every night out as a personal photo shoot are annoying as hell also. I’ve been around women who can’t go 2 seconds without a camera flash going off. I’m literally embarrassed to be around them. Unless you are a celebrity or fashion model you probably shouldn’t have camera flashes in your face every 2 seconds.
That’s all for now, I have a lot more annoying things on my mind but I don’t want to come off as rude or angry. More to come later I’m sure.