Posted on: November 17, 2014 | By Maigal
In the blink of an eye, I am in my mid-30s! Where the F*CK did the time go? I’m starting to find grays in my jet black hair on top of my head and dread the day they start showing up down below. I have fine lines underneath my eyes and my face is starting to get a little saggy. I’m strongly considering getting one of those cosmetic thread facelifts if my man dumps my ass. But that’s for another blog post.
Today, I’m here to talk about my biological clock. Now that I am in a great relationship (yes, I am “IN LOVE!”) and in my mid-30s, I suddenly feel the urge to reproduce before I hit the big FOUR-O. In my early 30s, I wasn’t even thinking about having a baby. I just wanted to find a good boyfriend and see how it goes. But now, in my mid-30s, all I think about is my biological clock ticking away and wondering, “When is my damn boyfriend going to propose so I can get his sperm up in me and make me a mini me!” Being in the mid-30s is a very crucial time for us women. Read more
Posted on: February 21, 2012 | By Maigal
I have been noticing a lot of 30+ year old single/divorced women who are unreasonable, get angry and become frustrated very easily. One time I was hanging out with a 39 year old woman and the conversation turned to, what the escalators in the subway are used for. She said that the escalator is for people who want to stand on the escalator without having to walk up stairs, not for people who want to walk up the escalator in a hurry. If they are in such a hurry, those people should use the stairs. I looked at her and thought she must be crazy to even think like that. Everyone, especially in NYC, knows the escalators in the subway are to help people move faster and get to where they want to go. I told her, I agree – the escalator is for some people who don’t want to walk up stairs but it’s also for people who want to use the escalator to get upstairs quickly. She became angry and kept insisting that wasn’t the case. She couldn’t even begin to see my point.
Another example, last Saturday I was playing charades with my friends. During the game the word “sexing” came up and I asked my 30 year old friend if she wrote that word because I had never heard of it. Instead of just saying no she didn’t write it, she yelled, “NO stupid” and bitch slapped me! Recently, another similar incident took place. A 36 year old friend waited 40 minutes for me because I underestimated the time it would take to food shop for a hotpot we were planning. When I finally showed up, she got really irritated and started to throw a tantrum.
So what do all of these 30+ year old women have in common??? Read more
Posted on: January 15, 2012 | By Maigal
Happy Birthday Maigal, Maigal is your birthday!
Yes, today is my birthday guys and I am ready to live it up tonight. I can’t believe I’m in my 30s. I am officially a “Puma”. Puma is single a woman in her 30s. Too young to be called a cougar and too old to be called a young lady.
How do I feel today? I do feel older in terms of physical appearance but in terms of personality, I think I am still the same old silly, clumsy, dorky and outspoken girl who is not afraid to say what’s on her mind. Now that I am older, I do feel I am more comfortable in my own skin. I know who I am, what I am and what I can offer. No insecurities here. Okay, maybe my body. I did gained a few pounds couple of months ago. Maybe that’s why I haven’t been doing anything naughty with anyone. Should I call myself a reborn virgin?
This year, I am grateful to have meet some really great people that I now considered my really good friends. During some difficult times last year, these people gave me the strength to be back to my happy self again. I am forever grateful for that. And of course, I am grateful to have my wonderful family. As much I want this and that for myself, I am just happy to be alive and healthy.
Posted on: July 31, 2011 | By Maigal
Do you know that if you keep touching your boobs, your boobs can grow bigger? Maybe that’s why my boobs have gotten bigger over the years. Not with my hands though. LOL… Oh gosh, why am I such a slut? According to wikihow.com, “Massaging your breasts is good for stimulating the nerves and for increasing blood flow to them. This causes the breasts to get bigger over time. Also, increasing blood flow to them may help to stop them from sagging as it delivers more nutrients to your breasts for repair as well as growth.” So ladies, if you have a boobs man, just let him touch all he wants, it will only add to your goal for bigger boobs. If you don’t have a man, you can also go get a Ayurvedic Massage where they offer breast massages. Happy playing with yourself tonight!
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