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Ring Ring… Booty Call Alert

Posted on: July 14, 2009 | By Maigal

bootySometimes it’s so obvious that when a guy calls/texts you at 3AM on a Friday or Saturday night, it’s a booty call.  The guy is probably out with his friends drinking all night trying to score but ends up with no success, so he decides to call YOU.  Why? Because you are probably the only person who he can think of that might be willing to give him some action to save his lost night.  You are his ego boost when he is unable to get his wee wee into another girls pants.   I remember a couple of years ago when I dated this guy who would call me at 3am and leave me messages that went like this, “Hey, It’s ___.  I just want to see what you are doing?  I want to see if you want to hang out”.  When I got that message, in my mind, I really wanted to say, “What the f#ck do you think I’m doing?  Sleeping Retard!”

So the question is, if 3AM is considered the threshold for a booty call, what about the hours of the night before 3AM???  Here are my answers for each hour.

2:00AM – When a guy calls you at 2:00AM, he hopes you will still be awake to pick up his call or text.  He is what I called a Slick Booty caller.  The guy’s got game.   Most single girls like myself probably go out on the weekend and hangout till around 2am anyway.   If a guy that I really like calls me around that time, I will probably still be awake to pick up the call.   Whether he gets any ass from me though is a different story.   I still know what he’s up to.

1:00AM – This guy is probably not that into you. If he’s interested, he would have set up plans to see you ahead of time. He is probably out hanging with his friends but ended the night early. So in an attempt to salvage his terrible night out he gives you a call to see if you want to “chill”. In the back of his mind he is hoping he can score and turn a shitty night into a great night.

12:00AM – Similar to 1:00AM but this guy wants to spend a little time with you. He sees you as someone who can show him a good time and possibly go party with. But does he like you all that much? Not really. You’re more like a last minute backup plan that pop up in his head before heading out on the town.

11:00PM and below – Probably not a booty call, but you are the alternate when his other plans either didn’t go through or his current plan he is spending time with over dinner and drinks sucks so bad he decides to call you instead.   He doesn’t mind hanging out with you over his other friends with the hope that he will be able to eventually get some action out of you.  This guy probably does like you a little bit, but keep in mind, if he genuinely did like you he would have made plans earlier in the week.

Hope this help you girls scan out all the booty callers.  Enjoy!

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