Find Out How Much He Makes Without Asking
Posted on: June 14, 2011 | By Maigal

Gold digger
You can call me a gold digger or a superficial bitch, but I love men with MONEY! If they have no gold to dig, I probably wouldn’t dig them. What is the one thing that your mama tells you to look for in a guy? Find a guy who is FINANCIALLY stable! That’s what my mom tells me all the time. What is financial stable anyway? According to most ladies, being financial stable means, if you decided not to work and stayed home with the kids, you would not be living on the streets. With inflations, a guy making 80k a year is really nothing. You can’t even survive in Manhattan on that salary. Maybe in Queens, Brooklyn or the Bronx. You’ll be eating instant noodles everyday just to have an apartment in Manhattan. Guys, there is no such thing as a girl who wants to be with you just because of your personality, and not for their money. Hello, we ladies are with you because of your entire package. Do you think I would just want to be with a guy who has a big sausage? Hell no, I want a big sausage, money, looks and personality. Is that too much to ask? hehe Money of course is not everything but it does make a man a little more attractive. It shows women that you are intelligent, hardworking and a bread winner. For those butt ugly guys especially, you have to compensate your ugliness with money. Same goes with the ladies, if you are dumb, you better be HOT, or else you are screwed. Maybe that’s why I am still single? I’m not attractive nor bright. Fu&k… I am totally screwed. So for all you gold diggers out there, how can you tell how much does the guy makes without letting him know you are a money hungry biatch? Read more
Mark Your Territory
Posted on: June 8, 2011 | By Maigal

Every time I take my dog Bling out, he always ends up pissing on the fire hydrant at the corner of every building. Even on every tree too! Why? That’s just his way of marking his territory to show that he has been there. So how do humans mark their territory? They do it by giving a ring to a special person. This is called a “Marriage” for those people who don’t know. The ring signifies to others that you are off limits. Although, there are some people out there who don’t care if a person has a ring or not, morals don’t exist in these people’s lives. So the question is, if you don’t have a ring on your finger, what is another way to mark your territory? Take a good guess. The answer is a HICKEY. You’re probably thinking to yourself who the f&*k still gives hickeys nowadays? It’s kind of immature and uncool to have a hickey, but there are ladies out there who would still do it. For example, ME! Read more
