Posted on: November 17, 2014 | By Maigal
In the blink of an eye, I am in my mid-30s! Where the F*CK did the time go? I’m starting to find grays in my jet black hair on top of my head and dread the day they start showing up down below. I have fine lines underneath my eyes and my face is starting to get a little saggy. I’m strongly considering getting one of those cosmetic thread facelifts if my man dumps my ass. But that’s for another blog post.
Today, I’m here to talk about my biological clock. Now that I am in a great relationship (yes, I am “IN LOVE!”) and in my mid-30s, I suddenly feel the urge to reproduce before I hit the big FOUR-O. In my early 30s, I wasn’t even thinking about having a baby. I just wanted to find a good boyfriend and see how it goes. But now, in my mid-30s, all I think about is my biological clock ticking away and wondering, “When is my damn boyfriend going to propose so I can get his sperm up in me and make me a mini me!” Being in the mid-30s is a very crucial time for us women. Read more
Posted on: March 9, 2012 | By Maigal
Posted on: June 8, 2011 | By Maigal
Every time I take my dog Bling out, he always ends up pissing on the fire hydrant at the corner of every building. Even on every tree too! Why? That’s just his way of marking his territory to show that he has been there. So how do humans mark their territory? They do it by giving a ring to a special person. This is called a “Marriage” for those people who don’t know. The ring signifies to others that you are off limits. Although, there are some people out there who don’t care if a person has a ring or not, morals don’t exist in these people’s lives. So the question is, if you don’t have a ring on your finger, what is another way to mark your territory? Take a good guess. The answer is a HICKEY. You’re probably thinking to yourself who the f&*k still gives hickeys nowadays? It’s kind of immature and uncool to have a hickey, but there are ladies out there who would still do it. For example, ME! Read more
Posted on: August 18, 2009 | By Maigal
I had my fair share of playing the fields. When you are hot and outgoing like me (Please, don’t puke), you will have multiple guys trying to get into you pants. When you have 2 or more, you really have to juggle with them. And after a couple of dates, you will have to let two of them go in a “She’s just not that into you” way.
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